UNIOSUN PWE2015 SET: The Characters Of The Students Therein (Male Version)

Osun state university, Osogbo experienced a fun filled academic sessions with a set of funny, notorious and ever entertaining physics with electronics students that got admitted in the year 2011.


I was privileged to get admitted into the midst of these students, but at the initial stage of 100Level days, everything seemed to be boring, it was at the later years I got to notice one shouldn't have been in another place other than these great department.

No other reason for the full enjoyable moments in this department, none of us is as smart as all of us, and the cooperation is second to none, in the department, we had the most popular student, the richest, the craziest and many more astonishing features all these students possessed in their days of studentship.

Well, too much of talks doesn't full baskets they say in a local proverb from my village, I wish you will be so patient to make you go through features and characteristics of the students of physics with electronics, 2015 set of Uniosun, then after going through it, you would be left with no other option than to accept this department is the craziest one ever in the history of the school.

1. Dada Victor aka Bella

The physics with electronics 2015 set would really be meaningless without this man. He was the course rep of the department right from the 100L days till the final days.

He was unarguably the most popular course rep in the whole of the campus. Bella as he is often called should either be known by every student of the school because of his fat stature or because he stayed in the most popular hostel in the campus area 'Diamond hostel'.

Aside the fact he is one of my closest pal in the department, one funny encounter we had together was a time of departmental election where we had interest in same post. Sir Bella as the course rep swallowed his pride to come  and meet me and pleaded so I should step down for him to mount the post of General secretary.

Bella, you are the course rep, I replied, I should be the one to come and meet you, I said. Bella replied, I am the course rep but you are more known, I felt sorry for him but unfortunately, I didn't oblige to his request, in the dying minutes to the election, he stepped down to pursue another post as advised as that ignited the friendship.

During his studentship, anybody who has never heard or seen Bella was apparently living in the other side of the school's experience. He dated a lady that her stature was directly opposite of his own which made him earn more recognition.

Lest I forget, he is the only chelsea fan in the whole world who can not name 5 players in the chelsea squad.

2. Oyekunle Adekunle Aka Amebor.

Uniosun amebor is someone who is crazy in his own world, although he is almost in the category of the spoilt from home child, but forget, he also has his own way of revealing the street credibility in him.

Kunle is one of my closest pals in school and he is the most brilliant of us in the 4-clique we operated. The 4 of us would make sure we were beside ourselves during any examination, no matter how the supervisors tried separating us, We ended up sitting beside ourselves. If he doesn't feed us in the exam hall, who will?

Well, on the other hand, he is very resourceful, very popular not just in the physics department but all over Osun state university as he was the first person who started blogging and telling stories happening in the school. His blog then titled 'Uniosunamebor' earned him the nickname 'amebor' till date.

Before I forget, Kunle used to be a very ok nigga in monetary aspects ahead of us, but would prefer buying card to call Abebi to giving any of us in the clique. Not that stingy tho, but a crazy someone when it comes to money.

3. Akinrotoye Stephen

Remember I mentioned 4 - clique man in number 3 above, myself, Bella, and this Idiot happens to be the fourth of us. My life wouldn't have gone so worse like this if I didn't come across this man. We stopped going to class courtesy of him, let us just skip his bad attitudes for now because we can not finish it.

Known everywhere in school also, either with his face or his online influence, he was the brain behind the twitter account 'Uniosun_Olodo' which had recognition in and out the campus. He had up to 6 girlfriends during our stay in school and I just don't know how he copes with them.

4. Makinde Azeez aka Mankind

Mehn, this is another one hell of a character in the Physics with electronics department of 2015 set. The reason for his popularity all around is not strange, he is the founder and CEO of the Nigeria number 1 online portal, Naijaloaded.com and its a rare opportunity we all have to be his friend.

Not really sorry to say, Mankind might not attend class more than 10 times in a semester, probably because of his busy schedules and anytime he decided to come, he would surely enter into the classroom maybe 10 or 20 minutes to the end of the class.

Arguably the richest student to have ever gained admission into Osun state University. The ever first student to own and drive a car in our time.

I recall in 100L days after each class if God pushed him to attend. He would lead us to a popular food seller to eat, he could take about 17 meats, Little wonder his cheeks are puffy like that. I call him Akanni but now he's my boss, so I now call him Oga agba which literally means 'The big Boss'.

5. Bamigbayan Seyi aka Nation

Sheyination is unarguably the most popular student in Osogbo campus, he had over 70 school sons/daughters to his name. I bet there is never an office in the school he has not entered.

Well, as a brave man he is, every student who is directly or indirectly attached to him is apparently saved from harassment, bully and any other form of threats one can experience. He walks around in the midnight just to make sure every hostel is saved from night crawlers, he has caught many thieves in the process.

Seyi would always be the first any student must consult in times of riots, protests, and no department dinner is saved without him standing at the gate for security purpose.

Many at times I wonder if he was a student or a member of OPC but sometimes I tell myself 'wetin concern me sef'.

6. Adeyemi Tunde Ibrahim

Tunde soldier is a military man who came to seek for more knowledge in the school. He is also a member of Physics set of 2015, Uniosun.

Although I tried making him my school son but Tunde was so proud, he saw me as someone that could not pay his bills, he rejected my offer but we turned out to be friends.

Tunde is that student that would be calling you on the day of exams and ask 'what exam are we having today'.

Probably one of the richest in the school. MD Afazib Petroleum is a soldier that has rescued many students in the school from the hands of the policemen.

I remember the day we went to police station to rescue the person in number 3 when police carried him for beating a fellow student blue black.

7. Olawuni Ayodele aka Decker

Tell me a student that is crazier than Decker and I would let you know why you are a blatant liar. Decker is known by all lecturers as someone who is a special character.

Part of his crazy ways is getting to the exam hall very late and when being asked what course he is coming to do, he would never answer correctly. I do not know if he does that intentionally. He is one of few students who is brave to confront any lecturer and express his anger and warn them to desist from such acts.

The funniest part of this man is whenever he is in the exam hall, he wears a suit and that is where the inspirations come from in the hall.

8.Komolafe Daniel aka Danphy6x

The green snake under green grass. One of the most brilliant in the department so he used to hide under the brilliance so people wouldn't notice his bad ways.

When we were sitting in the hostel while class was going on, this nigga was already sitting in the front seat. He is known for his blogging prowess and a lover of many cute girls.

Nothing much to really say about him. He is just as cool as a dove but surely not dull when it comes to real matters also.

9. Ilyas Abiodun aka Ismo

The most notorious and dangerous of all, Physics department was never a complete department without this clown. His head is stronger than coconut and has no fear for anybody even the VC of the school.

If Ismo ask you to give him answer to a question during the exam hall and you seem to be sluggish in replying, he would voluntarily stand up to come and meet you in your seat and collect whatever answer you have for him without fearing the supervisors.

He uses metaphysical powers I think. His phone was once seized by the Dean, students affairs of the school and according to him, he came back to his senses immediately and ask the woman what right does she have, he immediately held the woman;s hand and squeeze it so hard until she released his phone and ran away.

The dean for that matter. Ismo is tough even amongst us. I remember one day threatening to beat the person in number 2 until the omo mummy surrendered and begged him.

10. Asifat Olaolu aka Asshy

Omo munmy turned street. Asshy was the most handsome in the department and can even compete with any guy in the whole campus. Was a good boy initially until later when the spirit of 'Womanity' entered him.

This is a guy we were close for few moments but later distanced ourselves because he is a bigger boy than I am. He also has special talents he reveals only in the exam hall.

11. Balogun Charles Olalekan aka Okon

This outspoken man is another character on his own. He was the official photographer for the department and also a prospective pornographer.

When it comes to relationship. he is into big things. I mean you can never mention any fat lady in the campus without having Okon's register marked 'present'. He also had a car but later I think he sold it to face pornography squarely, Sorry I mean photography.

12. Ajibola Tayo aka Stevebicy

Another dope nigga from the department. When it's time to go to class, just get your phone though to him if he would be in class, if no, stay back because it's going to be a boring class session.

Tayo would make jest of you and you would hate yourself, he has this kind of funny laugh that makes you wanna shoot him when you are the victim of his jest making.

A nice friend and a coded criminal he is.

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N.B: Nothing in the write-up above is meant to create enmity or to give direct attack/insult. it was just written out of joblessness and idleness. So take it as fun. I hope someone should also write about me in the comment box.

The students of physics with electronics are serious minded people who are very good at what they do. The ones that are yet to feature on the post are either not having pictures I could use or I am probably saving their asses to be updated later, so keep checking back on the post as it would be updated regularly.

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