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So Funny! See The 5 Funny Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Movie

                                  

Nigerian movies however called nollywood movies is one of the best movie sectors in the world, aside the production that is creative, the actors therein are the best of their kinds.

In many ways, the Nollywood has played on our intelligence in one way or the other and we have been at times been the victim of such. Check some ways they play with our intelligence:

1. Poisoning: Well, we understand that during hard times when life seems complex and no signals of hope, people tend to ded up with life and some do settle up for suicide.

The most amazing part is how our nollywood actors go straight to the kitchen cupboard to take out the bottle labelled ‘poison’. It put a sane mind in a worrying mood that why and how a poison ecomes part of food stuff in Nigerian kitchens.

2. Flashbacks: Whoever invented the flashback scenes is a genius. Sometimes we do not understand the script until flashbacks is introduced. But what bothers the mind is how can you flashback to 1994 and we could see a poster of ‘Goodluck Jonathan for President” at the background.

3. Pregnancy Test: In Nollywood movies, the best way to know a pregnant lady is not by going to a clinic, nor by having any medical reports. When you see a lady throwing up or rushing from the room to vomit. Be rest assured, she don get belle.

4. Death: How do you know a person is dead in Nigerian movies? Just lift a hand up, if the hand drops down effortlessly. EOD!!! :D

5. Madness Actions: Even with the points above, it can’t stop me from watching Nigerian movies but why do they also think a mad man would grow dread hair on his head in just one week. But why?

What other ones do you know? Add yours!!!


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